Welcome back to History 101 at Brazzers University! Today the class learns about Ancient Rome, where according to scholars, Caesar was seen as a living god. That sort of power sounds pretty good to Jordi El Nino Polla, who never gets the time of day from pretty girls like Ayda Singer Swinger. After yet another rejection, Jordi El Nino Polla imagines himself in the regal toga of Julius Caesar, with Ayda Singer devoted to his every whim, no matter how depraved.